Donald Duck Arrested for Driving Under the Influence - No, Really

This has to be the best (as in funny) news title of the day: "Donald Duck Arrested for Driving Drunk". Suffice to say, the protagonist in this DUI incident isn't Disney's famous feathered cartoon character but a 51-year-old man from Massilon, Ohio, who happens to have the same name.

According to the Massillon Police Department, the real-life Donald Duck repeatedly rammed a van that was waiting in line right in front of him at a drive-thru pizza on Lincoln Way East. When the police officers arrived at the scene, they noticed that Donald Duck "smelled of alcohol and suffered from red, glassy eyes". And if that wasn't enough, when they opened his door, a bag of marijuana fell out of his vehicle...

Donald Duck, who has multiple DUI's dating back several years, was arrested and booked into the Stark County Jail.

Source: Fox8